Freedom2o, known for its unique 432 hz frequency-energized water, has proudly joined the 4ocean Partnerships Program. United by a shared commitment to the health of our planet and a sustainable future, Freedom2o and 4ocean both highlight a commitment to remaining plastic-neutral. There will be 17,500 pounds of plastic removed from...
Fight Woke Corporations with Your Wallet Remember when Gillette released that ad lecturing men about "toxic masculinity" back in 2019? I sure do. I had been using their razors for years, but that day, I put my last Gillette blade down and never looked back. Turns out, I wasn't alone....
Cancel Culture Backfires & Creates Conservative Superstars Welcome to "Accidental Conservative Idol Factory," where the left's cancel culture is churning out right-wing superstars faster than you can say "problematic tweet." It's like we're living in some bizarre reality show where the grand prize is a Fox News contract and a...
Supporting Law Enforcement is Now More Controversial Than Crime Welcome to America's newest reality show: "Law & Order: Chaos Edition." It's like regular Law & Order, but with more Twitter mobs and politicians who think the Constitution is just a fancy coaster. So here we are in 2024, where supporting law...
Sorry, Bernie - America's Not Ready for Your Economic Group Hug Welcome to "Capitalism vs. Socialism: The Ultimate Cage Match," where in one corner we have the reigning champion of economic systems, and in the other, the plucky underdog that just won't stay down no matter how many times history...
Right-Wing Rebels Crash Tinseltown's Circle Jerk Alright, buckle up snowflakes, we're diving into the cesspool of hypocrisy known as Hollywood. You know, that magical place where everyone preaches tolerance unless you disagree with them. Then it's off to the gulag for you, comrade. Let's talk about Hollywood's dirty little secret:...
America's Leaky Fence and Sanctuary City Shenanigans Alright, border security - the hottest topic since Florida Man discovered bath salts and decided to become a one-man border patrol. Our current approach to border policy is about as effective as using a chain-link fence to stop a determined squirrel. Spoiler alert:...
When ABCs Become CRT Welcome to another episode of "How to Piss Off Everyone 101." Today's lesson: the ideological shitshow in our schools. It's like watching a bunch of drunk toddlers try to perform brain surgery - hilarious, but you know someone's gonna die. These days, classrooms - from grade...
