Sorry, Bernie - America's Not Ready for Your Economic Group Hug Welcome to "Capitalism vs. Socialism: The Ultimate Cage Match," where in one corner we have the reigning champion of economic systems, and in the other, the plucky underdog that just won't stay down no matter how many times history...
Right-Wing Rebels Crash Tinseltown's Circle Jerk Alright, buckle up snowflakes, we're diving into the cesspool of hypocrisy known as Hollywood. You know, that magical place where everyone preaches tolerance unless you disagree with them. Then it's off to the gulag for you, comrade. Let's talk about Hollywood's dirty little secret:...
America's Leaky Fence and Sanctuary City Shenanigans Alright, border security - the hottest topic since Florida Man discovered bath salts and decided to become a one-man border patrol. Our current approach to border policy is about as effective as using a chain-link fence to stop a determined squirrel. Spoiler alert:...
When ABCs Become CRT Welcome to another episode of "How to Piss Off Everyone 101." Today's lesson: the ideological shitshow in our schools. It's like watching a bunch of drunk toddlers try to perform brain surgery - hilarious, but you know someone's gonna die. These days, classrooms - from grade...
How Alt-Media is Saving America's Brain Cells So, mainstream media's having a meltdown faster than a snowflake in July. It's like watching a drunk trying to walk a straight line - entertaining, but you know it's gonna end badly. CNN, MSNBC, New York Times - they're all pushing more agendas...
License to Vote? Tim Walz's Minnesota Madness Ever wonder why we can send a Tesla to Mars but can't figure out how to count votes without drama? It's like we're living in a bad sitcom where the writers ran out of ideas and decided to recycle the "election episode" for...
Why the Second Amendment Matters More Than Ever Patriots, grab your Freedom2o and listen up. We need to have a serious discussion about our Second Amendment rights – because they're being threatened... again. Unless you're just waking up from a coma, we all know about the disturbing assassination attempt on...
Are Conservative Values Really Fading? Not So Fast. I was at my kid's soccer game last weekend, sweating through my shirt in the Florida heat, when the father next to started on a frantic rant about how America is losing its principles. All due to a wrong call by a...
