So, mainstream media's having a meltdown faster than a snowflake in July. It's like watching a drunk trying to walk a straight line - entertaining, but you know it's gonna end badly.

CNN, MSNBC, New York Times - they're all pushing more agendas than a door-to-door salesman with a quota. Remember when news was about, oh I don't know, actual news? Now it's just "Orange Man Bad" on repeat like a broken record player stuck in 2016.

Meanwhile, alternative news sources are rising faster than gas prices under a Democrat administration. And thank God for that, or we'd all be as misinformed as Pelosi at a stock trading ethics seminar.

You've got outlets like The Daily Wire and Turning Point USA actually doing what journalists are supposed to do - you know, reporting facts. It's a crazy concept, I know. Almost as crazy as thinking Kamala can answer a direct question without cackling. *shudders*

And let's not forget about the citizen journalists on social media. They're out there doing more investigative work than the entire staff of the Washington Post. Who needs anonymous sources when you've got real people showing real footage? Shout out to the whole open source news channels out there!

It's like we're living in Bizarro World where you have to dig for the truth harder than a dog burying a bone. But hey, at least we're not swallowing the mainstream Kool-Aid anymore.

Today's bottle of Freedom2o is more refreshing than finding actual news on CNN:

"Fake News Flush"

Drink up, patriots. Stay hydrated, stay informed, and remember - in this clown world of media, sometimes you gotta laugh to keep from crying. Or just turn off the TV and touch some grass. Your call.